In the midst of a Doll Up Tank Up session, I went through to Jodie and said ‘here, do you want to just stay in? I don’t really feel like going out, we could just have a movie night’. She plays along until I just give her a deadpan expression as though I’m being serious and she just lost her speech. THE BURDS NEVER KID ON ABOUT A NIGHT OUT
Stereo for Vitamins and Numbers. Should be a fantastic finish to a crazy year. And in some ways, I think being with lots of people will help me recognise the people that are actually good friends, that I want to have in my life in 2012. I’m for those who have heart.
I had no idea about the ‘Butter Crisis’ in Norway
Last night was phenomenal, not been to a decent flat party like that in so long. Vaguely remember Fuzzy and I singing London’s Greatest Love Story to everyone and acting like we were in TRC. I also accidentally phoned Ryan’s mum to get weed. Absolute worst. Now waiting on Hooper coming up for a much needed chill session.
Some people on Facebook should get a Twitter account. That way, they could update their ‘status’ as much as they want without clogging one’s feed with what they are having for dinner. And only people who actually care to be informed of their shitty observations and mundane activity would have to follow them.
It speaks true volumes that my younger sister’s boyfriend unexpectedly bought me wine and chocolates for Christmas, presumably because I am the only single person in the family/Bridget Jones and he must feel sorry for me.
Me: Guess what mum? I went into Topshop today, tried on size six leather trousers and they actually fitted me!
Mum: Have you tried sitting down in them yet?
Just read this article on The Independent website about two women getting raped in the same street in Glasgow by the same guy, and it came up that I had read it on my Facebook without me knowing. Then this random, quite creepy guy who likes all my old profile pictures commented under the notification saying ‘It’s just wrong’. It felt a bit odd. It’s like the modern-day...
Glenn: 'I just remembered that I have three jonnies wrapped up in my drawer because I couldn't be arsed putting them in the bin'
Me: 'That's disgusting'
Glenn: 'I wrapped one of them up in my uni results'
Me: 'A snapshot of your life'
Just played Golden Axe on Sega because Jodie was asleep and I was bored. She didn’t even want to play with me, which is really uncharacteristic considering she always got upset that Lisa and I wouldn’t play it with her- we were always too busy talking about *~*Shoez, Bagz & Boyz*~* while Jodie lured innocent men into her gaming lair to play Megadrive. I think I’ve played...
Daniel and I were auditioning Jodie for The Only Way is Bothwell for a laugh there- complete with slutty profile picture and ‘laddish’ persona. But unfortunately we found out you have to pay a fiver a month to subscribe THEN apply. So we patched it..
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‘I feel like giving up on them altogether..’ ‘All the places you go, the clubs you hang out in- they all have the same values, act the same way. So go elsewhere and you’ll find someone older or more suitable-‘ ‘I’ve lowered my standards and expectations enough to know that it will never make a difference.’