A guy called Deerie on Twitter genuinely thinks that I was taking the piss out of him in that video. I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that he thought I was making fun of him in a video or the fact that people must think I wear Hollister and a ridiculous bun in real life while doing so.
Anonymous asked: lmaoooooooooooooo your video making fun of deerie I LOVE YOU!
Anonymous asked: faggot
Everyone talks about girls figures and weight way too much on here. Whether it’s girls that always moan and reassure themselves and others that curves are better, constantly asking guys on anon if they do prefer that, all the while reblogging pictures of skinny chicks and moaning about how they want to look like them. It’s so tedious. Just be healthy no matter what your shape, or...
My dickhead flatmate left two disgusting dirty plates at the side of the sink for two weeks despite me texting him asking him to wash them. He used to be a clean freak. However he’s doing that now simply to piss me off as he’s moving out anyway, so that I would have to do them for him like a little bitch. I hope you enjoy your sauce-covered souvenirs Daniel, in amongst your bin bags...
Me being a Bun Heed Wanker for my Twitter fanz xoxo
I just came across my sister’s Hollister shirt, decided to dress as a female chino wanker with a ridiculous bun and duck face. I was going to take a picture but I think people will think I’m being serious so I’d rather not bother.
apolitepunk asked: I knew it, ask her about the time she was apparently too shy to talk to me so she cried, silly girl, I'm the most non threatening person there is
Sitting watching tv
Me: I love Sex And The City
Jodie: I love sex
“Sex is the best thing ever; it’s free, it’s fun and everyone just gets so primal and beastly” “Who invented sex? Like, who discovered it?” “Here, Jessica Rabbit doesn’t even look like a rabbit..” We haven’t even lit this joint yet and this is already the patter getting flung about..
jodzz: Another reason I love flat life: You can’t exactly sit and laugh with your mum like “hahaa mum i’m so horny” the way me and Crush do. Constantly amused by ourselves. AND i just had chicken wings, cereal and a terrys chocolate orange for dinner. Dying with Jodie after a rough night out always has its perks. Chat’s on top form!
Jodie is so single, she got a KFC AND a McDonalds after the Cathouse and was licking barbeque sauce off her phone
stephen-edwards asked: I'm gutted because I thought studying a biology subject made me a cool, trendy hipster. I guess "bio-fashion" is just something I made up... :( p.s. to your previous anon, evolution is a scientific theory supported by so much evidence that you don't have to "believe" in it, you just need to accept it. It's not even a real debate anymore. So people don't...
lol Darwin- such a HIPSTER
Anonymous asked: assuming the truth of evolution without knowing anything about how it works is as ignorant as refusing to believe it at all. do you know anything about it? or do you believe in it to be hip?
Nooo The editor fucked up the Four Year Strong thing. HOOOOWWW?! This is why I should take over. If you want something done right, do it yourself. Oh well, at least I can drink with conviction tonight!
Whoever has Jodie’s phone is going to find that video of me doing a very guttoral cover of While She Sleeps while driving through Glasgow
“How come they can always get their hole and I can’t?” Jodie cried miserably as she picks up yet another pair of ripped tights from the clothes horse
Science isn't propaganda, but I could tell you...
Adam and I were discussing when people say ”I am offended” when presented with your opinion on something, as if that is supposed to invalidate your argument. It’s so weak. It just reminds me of when I was at my mum’s birthday party on Saturday night. I mentioned to my uncle and my sister’s friend- who went to my school- how we were not taught about evolution, which...
It’s weird actually liking someone again, especially after feeling so very passive and exhausted about it all for a while